More tales from parochial school

From the back of the van:

"Mom, I don't like our church."

Oh no, I think, he is rejecting the holistic think-for-yourself approach I've taken to their religious upbringing.

"Really?"

"Yeah. The church at school makes us get up, sit down, kneel." he exclaims with much hand motion.

"Yeah!" agrees his brother. "And when grown-ups sit in front of us, we can't SEE!"

Phew.